Dilemma bombardment. Should I stay, or should I go?
If only life is void of all the 'if's, and everything can be reduced to only 'yes' and 'no'. But such idealistic ideology only exists in Lalaland, so reality gives me much more concerns to be concerned about, and therefore I have to always think about all the 'IF's.
I've got fifteen minutes to pack everything necessary to put up at Suzzy's house and PRRROMMMMMMMMM! Oh goodness. The mere thought of it triggered a series of bowel movement.
May I not be self-embarrassed in public.