I shall now present you, the biggest noob of the year
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And the winner goes to... IVY MISS STUPIDITY!
A big round of applause, everyone.
Yes, I am Miss Stupidity and I am the biggest noob of the year. So when I thought he did not remember our anniversary, it turned out he did. So, why did he not remember anything when I asked him what 28th means? Because our anniversary is on 29th and not 28th! Miss Stupidity is so smart that she thought the anniversary is on 28th.
Other than noob, I really don't know what describe me best.
Since our first month anniversary falls on the 29th, that means my lucky charm is leaving ON OUR ANNIVERSARY. Even worse than not being able to celebrate with me. Because I've gotta say goodbye:(