If you have a problem of not being able to hear your alarm ringing at your ears every morning and therefore perpetually late for your appointments, try this. Come stay with me in dunman high hostel which is right in the middle of THREE on-going constructions.
If you have a blocked nose and can't even smell ammonia, try this. Come stay with me in dunman high hostel which is right beside a big pool of waste water from one of the constructions which constantly pours what I suspect organic waste into the drain.
So this is an advertisement. For free. Two items - world's best alarm clock, set at 0800 every saturday, works for every type of pigs or pigs look-a-like you can find (also effective on zombies); world's best resuscitation tool, more effective than ammonia to revive one who's passed out(also one in vegetative state). Any interested enquiries, you are welcome to contact Miss Stupidity for either items. Free trial periods are also available.
This is no joke. I was as dead as a zombie last night, after enduring the slow-poke connection which took so long to load my blogger, and finally posted my post. This morning I was woken up (at EIGHT) by world's best alarm aka construction NOISES and so have been studying my diversity notes since then. As you all know, I always study with something to munch on, and this time I was appreciating the redcurrant puffs my angel got for me the other day. They were SO NICE! Yet, there's bound to have something that ruins this great moment. The greatest resuscitation tool aka the extremely-choking smell which came from the pool of waste water diffused itself and wrapped around me. And my redcurrant puffs. So choking can! I'm sure everybody who fainted, if brought here, will definitely wake up. Because the smell is stronger and more pungent than Miss Wong's beloved ammonia! The pool of waste water was so stagnant everyday I walked pass.. I think the bacteria inside are having the best bacteria party ever, called "Rotten buffet - decompose all you can!"
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My brother turned TEN yesterday!! Big boy already huh! Aww.. How I wish I was there and be part of the celebration and have a share of the Tiramisu cake!
I miss my bro.. Miss pinching his cheeks. Wonder if they are still as pinchable.
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PLEASE come to me and redeem the above two items I advertised. You can get them for free. It's clearance sale.
